I'm committed when I'm in a relationship.
I won’t cheat on you. I won’t do you wrong. I won’t want to stop talking to you. I wont want to leave you for anyone else. I won’t do anything to hurt you. I chose you & that means I only want you, no one else.
If you always find yourself in the middle of some type of drama maybe you should take a step back and realize that you might be the problem. Just sayin’.
reblog if you dont have a bra on
americanonline: i bet hell is just like on earth except you have to live your life looking like you did in 7th grade
twerking should be an Olympic Event
that shit requires a lot of skill
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
(via thaeffintruth, crimsun)
tyleroakley: so-so-lovely: HARRY POTTER...
tyleroakley: The full range of my many mating calls.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
When one of my friends says they're ugly.
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